The Evolution Tree of dev-null.sh up to 2026-17-10 - Made with Gource. (sorry guys, attaching the video here isn't possible, so I had to upload it to youtube) https://youtu.be/6zM8FbHVpD8

Lawrence Lagerlof @llagerlof1d507e382

Bug finding deal.

A three-panel Dilbert comic strip.In the first panel, the Pointy-Haired Boss sits at a desk and announces to his team, "Our goal is to write bug-free software. I'll pay a ten-dollar bonus for every bug you find and fix."
In the second panel, Dilbert, Alice, and Wally excitedly throw their arms up in celebration, shouting, "Yahoo! We're rich!" and "Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!"
In the third panel, the Boss looks on with a smug expression, thinking, "I hope this drives the right behavior." Meanwhile, in the background, Alice cheerfully says, "I'm gonna write me a new minivan this afternoon!"

Fri, Oct 16

Lawrence Lagerlof @llagerlof2d2c2c1b9

Experienced programmers.

A three-panel Dilbert comic strip. In the first panel, a bald coworker with glasses tells Dilbert and another coworker at a lunch table that when he started programming, they didn't have any "sissy 'icons' and 'windows'." In the second panel, he continues with a serious expression, stating that all they had were zeros and ones, and sometimes they didn't even have ones. In the third panel, Dilbert sarcastically replies, "You had zeros? We had to use the letter 'O'."

Lawrence Lagerlof @llagerlof2d9d1915f

How to heal a developer.

A two-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man in a gray suit and red tie stands beside a hospital bed holding a mug, talking to a patient named Randall Munroe who is lying in bed hooked up to an IV drip. The visitor tells Randall to take all the time he needs to recover because Ross found a bottleneck in his code and made everything run twice as fast. In the second panel, against a red and yellow sunburst background, the patient suddenly leaps to his feet on the bed-still attached to the IV pole, and yells with wide eyes: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! TO THE OFFICE! NOW!"

Lawrence Lagerlof @llagerlof2d1843337

Let's enjoy before the bots arrive.

Richard Keep @richardkeep2d

or JS frameworks fanboys.

Lawrence Lagerlof @llagerlof2de60f50a

So, what do you guys think about that new Craft suite? I’ve been using the Word clone, and it looks pretty good and fast. There are a few minor quirks, but it’s fully functional. However, the Excel clone isn’t ready for complex spreadsheets, at least in my tests. I tried opening…

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Sam Saint-Pettersen @stpettersens1d

I didn't realise there was a Word clone.

That's @llagerlof's root commit.