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async function debugYourLife() {
    let bugs = 99;
    let attempts = 0;
    let happiness = false;
    let luck = Math.random() * 100;
    const start = performance.now();

    console.log("🎰 Testing your developer luck...");
    console.log(`🍀 Luck level: ${luck.toFixed(2)}%`);

    while (!happiness) {
        attempts++;

        // Fix one bug, create some new nightmares.
        bugs += Math.floor(Math.random() * 10) - 1;

        // Your chance of happiness slowly increases.
        const chance = Math.min(
            99,
            0.1 + attempts * 0.02 + luck * 0.01
        );

        if (Math.random() * 100 < chance) {
            happiness = true;
            break;
        }

        // Random developer life events.
        const disasters = [
            "💀 Production crashed",
            "☕ Coffee.exe stopped working",
            "🤡 Client changed requirements",
            "🔥 Friday deployment failed",
            "🐛 Fixed one bug, invented three",
            "😭 Stack Overflow didn't help",
            "💸 Salary still pending",
            "🤖 AI says: 'This should work'",
            "🧠 Brain.exe not responding"
        ];

        if (attempts % 10 === 0) {
            console.log(
                disasters[Math.floor(Math.random() * disasters.length)]
            );
        }

        // Give the event loop a tiny break.
        await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 10));
    }

    const seconds = ((performance.now() - start) / 1000).toFixed(2);

    console.log("\n🎉 YOU FOUND HAPPINESS!");
    console.log(`⏱️ Time wasted: ${seconds} seconds`);
    console.log(`🔁 Attempts: ${attempts}`);
    console.log(`🐛 Bugs remaining: ${bugs}`);

    if (attempts < 10) {
        return "🦄 LEGENDARY LUCK! Are you even a developer?";
    } else if (attempts < 50) {
        return "🍀 Lucky developer. Suspicious.";
    } else if (attempts < 200) {
        return "😎 Happiness achieved. Somehow.";
    } else if (attempts < 500) {
        return "💀 You survived. Barely.";
    }

    return "👴 You found happiness after retirement.";
}

debugYourLife().then(console.log);