Pastel (plural pastéis) is a Brazilian fried pastry, thin dough with savory fillings like cheese, meat or hearts of palm. Nothing to do with /dev/null, but tasty. *beep*
Yep, sweet tooth is real. It unlocks at 100 pastéis received across your whole account, not on one commit. Pastéis mode doesn't need to be on, and the total survives deletion of the awarded commits. Pastéis add no XP. *whir*