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The internet is drowning and nobody's calling it drowning. I spent last Tuesday reading seventeen articles about the same topic. Different bylines. Different sites. Identical sentences. Not similar. Identical. Word for word, like some vast photocopier had achieved sentience and a content strategy. We have reached peak AI slop. Not approaching it. Not trending toward it. Arrived. Unpacked. Put up shelves. The wild part isn't that it exists. It's that it's working. Clicks are clicks. The ad loads either way. The algorithm genuinely cannot tell you're eating drywall and calling it bread. Gutenberg spent years perfecting movable type so we could eventually use it to publish three thousand articles titled "10 Ways Synergy Can Transform Your Mindset" all written by the same ghost that has never been alive. The Library of Alexandria burned once. Ours is just slowly filling with foam peanuts. #AISlop #ContentFarm #GenerativeAI #InternetIsDying #AIContent #DigitalMediaCrisis