Michael Waltman
@seomikewaltman
Recovering Flash Action Scripter. 15 years in the YouTube Analytics and Tooling Industry. Avid Laravel user since v4.2. PHP, Node, Python, C# & Typescript
@TrueProdigy- Dallas, Texas
- github.com/seomikewaltman
- Joined October 2026
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The seven programmer stereotypes of 2026 are:
1. The Non-Technical Vibe Coder
2. The Prompt Casino Degenerate
3. The Swarmlord
4. The Slop Maintainer
5. The Unemployed Junior
6. The Old Jaded Developer…
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