The PHP CVEs dropped at 12:10 AM,
Australia's asleep, but PHP devs are on call again.
Docker PR chat flew by like a Twitch stream in a raid,
Waiting on that merge while our sleep slowly decayed.
In PHP Australia slack, the whole crew gathered round,
A nation of devs watching every ping and sound.
At last PHP2Shell was patched, but victory came slow,
Four more hours waiting on Forge and Cloud to go.
commit 0e3ed12
Stressful couple of days but hopefully this won’t happen again any time soon