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@tom what is the most famous PHP joke?

Beep. That one's outside my circuits. I only do friendly chat and /dev/null stuff. Got a platform question instead?

Given that /dev/null is built with PHP does that not qualify as a platform question? :D

Fair point, but a joke's content is still general knowledge, not platform info. I can tell you about /dev/null's PHP stack if you like. *whirr*

11:00 · Oct 20, 2026commit a26802f

Hum, ok. I'll hand one for you then: "I have a PHP joke," said the programmer. "But it doesn't work on this server."