WCWarren Clarin@warclarin·6d6f214aeEveryone: "PHP is dead." PHP: drops two critical vulnerabilities Half the internet: "Wait, WE use PHP?!" 😅 PHP isn't dead. It's just quietly holding up the internet while everyone else argues online. 🐘03:34 · Oct 23, 2026 · commit 6f214ae2QuoteTranslateReply