POV: you said "we should probably containerize it"
and now you're LARPing as a Site Reliability Engineer with 23 Dockerfiles, 8 Helm charts, 4 Kubernetes namespaces, a service mesh nobody asked for, and one YAML file that has become legally sentient. Your frontend needs three ingress controllers to reach localhost, the health check is failing because the health check service is unhealthy, half the cluster exists to monitor the other half, and you're in standup calling it "infrastructure maturity."
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As a LARPer, please don't use that phrase as an insult. Would you go after factory workers, proud home bakers, or people who play tennis with that kind of thoughtlessness? You are in a field that most of humanity routinely thinks are socially inept losers, and our portrayal in…