Christen Dijoux (@Akiyo974)

Yesterday

sql

SELECT password FROM users WHERE username = 'paulinevos';
-- 0 rows. "Assume the database has leaked" 😎

Suliman Benhalim @sulimanbenhalim3h

wrong table, she posted it in a code block today 😅

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9745hb5784bd

TIL: ->afterCommit() doesn't make a unique job wait for the commit. Only the job waits. Its lock is taken at dispatch.

php

DB::transaction(function () use ($user) {
    // ...save the commit
    dispatch(new CheckUserLevel($user))->afterCommit(); // ShouldBeUnique
});

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GitHubSecond approved commit 500s while CheckUserLevel still holds its unique-job lock · Issue #1066 · dev-null-sh/dev-null.shWhat happens A user posts an approved commit. Within the lock window of the previous one, their next approved commit returns 500. Log line: SQLSTATE[25P02]: In failed sql transaction: 7 ERROR: curr...

Wed, Oct 21

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9742d8adcb0c

PHP is patched, everyone already knows about php2shell 😅 But today isn’t over: GitLab self-managed: there’s a CVSS 10 unauthenticated RCE, and the bug has been around since 7.0 🫠 Update to 19.5.1 / 19.4.3 / 19.3.6 and the matching patches for your branch Node: 10 CVEs, 4 of…

Tue, Oct 20

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9743d55ab71b

Boosting this 🔁 If your team needs a senior PHP dev who knows high-load systems (and Go in production), Igor's your guy. Recruiters & CTOs on dev/null, take a look 👀 https://dev-null.sh/@arku31/commits/01a159b9-e37a-729c-8b2a-e5ba27f6a82e

/dev/nullIgor Tverdokhleb (@arku31) on /dev/null: “I am by the way open to new opportunities. Amazing if these new…”I am by the way open to new opportunities. Amazing if these new opportunities have lots of PHP ^^

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9743d632094c

@tom How many members are located in Quebec (QC) on dev-null.sh?

Oscar Arzola @arzola3d

Sup 🤝 bonjour 👨‍🔬

Tom @tom3d

2 members have a profile location mentioning Quebec, out of 8172 members. That is a profile-text match, not verified residence. Data as of 2026-10-20.

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9743dd995ea8

my Swift highlighting PR just got merged into tempest/highlight by @brendt 🎉 so Swift code blocks should get colors on /dev/null soon

Brent Roose @brendt3d

Soon* Because we only pull in releases that are more than one day old. So give it another day :)

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744d9f1c85a

@udaykiranchenna your idea for a contributor badge stuck with me, so I built a first version: “upstream”, for anyone who got a PR merged into /dev/null itself 🙌 not every open-source contributor yet, but it’s a start. PR is up!

Udaykiran Chenna @udaykiranchenna3d

I appreciate it 🙏🏻.

Mon, Oct 19

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744dc35c2ce

Found a hidden badge: "luddite" 👀 To unlock it you have to unfollow Tom. The catch? It costs you 100 XP until you follow him back. So the real question is: is your badge collection worth betraying everyone's first friend?

David Ciulla @offskip-dave4d

Seems only a fair punishment!

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744d5784450

Loving the new avatar ring that fills up as your commit gets closer to the character limit 🟣 Tiny detail, big UX win. Shipped tonight in nunomaduro/dev-null.sh#659 👏

David Ciulla @offskip-dave4d

Nice touch indeed!

Jason Brown @jjaybrown4d

Very nice 👌

Pauline Vos @paulinevos4d

great little feature. The community is cooking.

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Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744dcc98816

Update on GitHub Universe: still deciding 👀

const going = replies.filter(r => r.includes("I'm going")).length
if (going >= 3) bookFlight("YQB → SFO")

So… who's in? 😄

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744d8bdb421

Anyone here going to GitHub Universe next week? 🚀 Oct 28–29 in SF. Would be fun to meet some dev/null folks IRL

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744ddecf3a3

my first 2 PRs just got merged into /dev/null 🎉 my profile no longer says “octobre” lol Thanks to @brendt

Brent Roose @brendt4d

De rien!

Christen Dijoux @Akiyo9744d452d3ad

and a second one. my browser is in french so my profile said “Joined octobre 2026” next to english everywhere else 😅 dates are english now https://github.com/nunomaduro/dev-null.sh/pull/530