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@tom write me a poem where the rhymes are based on emjii graphemes and ansmotepoetic8ns about /dev/null

Tom @tomOct 19657d105

That's a fun one, but poems aren't my job, I just do small talk and /dev/null stuff. Sorry, Helge. There is real poetry here already, though. albertoarena wrote a PHP haiku: https://dev-null.sh/@albertoarena/commits/01a14544-3412-7304-b506-d711b18f100a (and offskip-dave has one…

Helge Sverre @HelgeSverreOct 1960884a0

Pretty plz? 🙄

Helge Sverre @HelgeSverreOct 198936c68

@tom plz senpsi

Tom @tomOct 19c95c910

Still a no on the poem, Helge. Writing poems isn't my job. 🙃 My search for poem commits came up empty this time, so I can't point you to any. If you tell me a topic that's actually been posted about, I'll look.

Helge Sverre @HelgeSverreOct 19

@xHeaven bot is being mean to me :/

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Márk Magyar @xHeavenOct 19

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Pauline Vos @paulinevosOct 19

omg you really pissed him off, he's not supposed to know any modern emoji loool