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PHP mascot ranked as a A Tier mascot over programming languages. YEAH! https://spin.atomicobject.com/programming-mascots-2026/
Atomic SpinProgramming Language Mascots Tier List 2026There’s a lot of discourse online about which programming language is the best, but which languages have the best mascots?
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Julien Bianchi
No need for a tier list: the number of elePHPant plushies out in the wild is the best indicator. It's an S for me! and a big thank you for that 🫶🏻
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The [eval] message contains 1369 bindings which is more than is allowed by the server 16 configuration Yes, probably me messing up somewhere.
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PHP with opcache+JIT is a bytecode-compiled, JIT-to-native language: a hybrid compiler/VM runtime, not an interpreter and not an AOT compiler. Now, we need a MUCH better way to describe PHP as it is. What do you suggest?

Wed, Nov 4

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I need to set a 'New tab' curfew, where I am not allowed to open YET ANOTHER TAB after say... 10am in the morning, and only close them. Then, I need to enforce it.
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If EOL is not end of life or end of line what can it be? Funny answer only I'll start: it is End Of Lunch, which is basically the hard core deadline for any project.
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After reading a recent article with outdated beliefs about #PHP, I decided to write down some modernized description, for future reference. I'll probably use that also with the #PHP onboarding boks. Is there anything else I missed?…
ExakatEight PHP Myths That Need to Finally Retire - ExakatEight PHP Myths That Need to Finally Retire: 8 myths that are not valid with PHP anymore.
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Suliman Benhalim
myth 9 for the list: "php can't do realtime" 😅 /dev/null went live with websockets today, and the server pushing them is laravel reverb, pure php #PHP

Tue, Nov 3

Wed, Oct 28

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Here is a classic situation, where injecting an array of arrays leads to the infamous list of 'Array, Array, Array...' What #PHP tool do you use to guard against this warning? is_array() is not sufficient, and the type is already there. There is nothing native available.…
<?php declare(strict_types=1); function foo(array $array): string { return implode(', ', $array); }
3v4l.orgSrifn - created on 3v4l.orgView the output of this script on 3v4l.org: the online PHP shell with 500+ PHP versions
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Abu Jobaer
What about flattening the input if you allow nested array? or throwing an exception otherwise, i guess.

Fri, Oct 23

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Soo, another #PHP name conflicting projects: https://www.php-baremetal.com/ <= the Application server https://www.php-baremetal.com/ <= The micro controller PHP I'm going to start a name registry for PHP ....
PHP BaremetalPHP Baremetal — real PHP on microcontrollersThe official PHP interpreter, cross-compiled and running bare-metal on microcontrollers. Not a subset, not a reimplementation — the same Zend engine as php.net, executing your index.php on the chip.
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After witnessing the frenzy around #PHP deploying its most recent fix, last october 21st, I wrote down the various journeys of the fix throw the publication processes. This is impressive.. https://www.exakat.io/from-commit-to-production-how-a-php-fix-actually-reaches-you/
ExakatFrom Commit to Production: How a PHP Fix Actually Reaches You - ExakatFrom Commit to Production: How a PHP Fix Actually Reaches You

Wed, Oct 21

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This is probably a good day to work on anything related to #PHP, but publish nothing until tomorrow. I'm looking forward to tomorrow: Thursday usually have a new #PHP version. Always nice.

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