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Who wants to shoot elephants in DOOM written in PHP? https://github.com/getelephc/doom

GitHubGitHub - getelephc/doom: DOOM rendered in PHP and compiled to a native binary by elephc. Read-only mirror of showcases/doom from illegalstudio/elephc.DOOM rendered in PHP and compiled to a native binary by elephc. Read-only mirror of showcases/doom from illegalstudio/elephc. - getelephc/doom

Seguy Damien @dseguy2d8733b16

HEY! DON'T SHOOT THE ELEPHPANT!!! Could you consider feeding them instead? Shooting crepes suzette at them to fatten them a bit before winter? Slapping them some candy? healing them with a call to array_all() ? (geez, I'm jargoning PHP now...) We need a cooking book for PHP.

Vincenzo Petrucci @nahime02d

That's a brilliant idea! We could replace the enemies with elephants and shoot food at them. Instead of dying, they'd flop down because they've eaten too much! I think I'll work on this as a new mode for the IDELEPHC cheat code.

11:46 · Nov 4, 2026commit 70d441e

Seguy Damien @dseguyquoted2d

Let me know if you need graphic work :)