Vibes for the upcoming weeks.
"PHP is crap! Let's rewrite it in Rust!" - Oh no! There's a CVE.
"Rust is crap! Let's rewrite it in Node.js!" - Oh no! Another CVE.
"Node.js is crap! Let's rewrite it in Java!" - Oh no! Another CVE.
"Java is crap! Let's rewrite it in Go!" - Oh no!…
final stage: rewrite it in COBOL. zero CVEs because nobody can read it
Somewhere, Andrew Tanenbaum is smiling while Linus opens a furious email draft.