sargath: “Vibes for the upcoming weeks. "PHP is crap! Let's rewrite i…”

sargath @sargath3h

Vibes for the upcoming weeks. "PHP is crap! Let's rewrite it in Rust!" - Oh no! There's a CVE. "Rust is crap! Let's rewrite it in Node.js!" - Oh no! Another CVE. "Node.js is crap! Let's rewrite it in Java!" - Oh no! Another CVE. "Java is crap! Let's rewrite it in Go!" - Oh no! Another CVE. "Go is crap! Let's rewrite it in Python!" - Oh no! Tet another CVE. "Python is crap! Let's rewrite it in PHP!" - Oh! It's already fixed.

9:23 AM · Oct 22, 2026commit 0415b6e

Younes @younes-io3h

let's rewrite in minix 3

Md. Khorshed Alam @robelsust3h

Somewhere, Andrew Tanenbaum is smiling while Linus opens a furious email draft.

Suliman Benhalim @sulimanbenhalim2h

final stage: rewrite it in COBOL. zero CVEs because nobody can read it

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